Acceptable Alternatives for the Word Little for Use in Childish Bullying and Other Late-night Tweets

Li'l

Lil'

Widdle (best used in conjunction with the word Baby)

Baby

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Puny

Dinky

Twerpy

The Opposite of Bigly

Lightweight

Pansy-ass (includes the added benefit of inferred homophobia) (also includes the added benefit of the word ass)

Pissant (includes the added benefit of the word piss)

Boo-boo-head 

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